Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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