This dress was meant to end up on your floor
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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