I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I touched a dick in church today
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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