PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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