i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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