My brain says no but my pants say off.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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