You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
