the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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