they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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