I heard we made out
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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