ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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