I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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