He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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