and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm like, not good at living.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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