I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
