Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i drank out of a bidet.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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