I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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