Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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