That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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