Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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