If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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