school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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