what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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