Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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