if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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