I want to have your abortion
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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