Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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