Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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