I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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