I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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