That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
