Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just google imaged poop.
they need to just BURY HIM!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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