I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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