would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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