I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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