i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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