Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have fence marks all over my body
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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