why didn't you poke me back
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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