I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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