Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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