maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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