they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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