I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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