We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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