So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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