Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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