I just pynch a tree in the face
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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