Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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