Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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