He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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