You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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