The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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