I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
where does the pee come out of this thing
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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