we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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